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Funny Prayer


 Dear God! Give me the nature of Jim Iyke -never to allow intimidation, a heart like Ramsey's to love my woman but please a wife like Omotola Jalade Ekeinde not Like FunkeAkindele who'll beat me up and throw me out, a mother in-law like Ngozi Ezeonu and not Patience Ozokwor biko, a father in-law like PeteEdochie and not Chiwetalu Agu that can swear for me. A tolerant heart like Kenneth Okonkwo's, please don't give me a maid as curvy as Mercy Johnson and Genevieve Nnaji, you know naa, please if I have Tonto dike among my children please may my wife abort her before i find out, give me the wealth of Olu Jacobs because i have never seen him poor, I need neighbours like Mr IBU & Charles Inojie so laughter won't depart from me, I need smart male children like Chinedu Ikedieze & Osita Iheme but with height, give me wisdom like NKEM OWOH. And please crown it all with long life like that very old man that told the story of "Igodo" Baba God! I know you understand better. Somebody help me type AMEN

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